what is this... what have we done...

the entire world we know... gone...

What about my family? All my friends, my home...

You there, boy... Is Alaska still a part of the USA..?

The USA...?

Haven't heard about that in a little while...

How could such a superpower fall?? TELL ME!

Well I guess it all started around 25 years ago haha.

Sasha Evans' new blog came out, sure...

But she didn't put any javascript in it. The world fell into disarray.

I remember the riots. Every last one of them- They all demanded fantastic and stimulating animations, every month.

I think if I saw Sasha again I'd pound her to a pulp.

And what happened... to her...

What happened to Sasha?

Why... you're standing on her right now...!

AAAAGGHHH!!!

HA HA HA HA HA! OH HA HE HA! BRILLIANT!

Look, we, we, need to get out of here. We need to go back.

Punch those buttons.

YOU CANNOT UNDO WHAT HAS BEEN DONE! THE FUTURE IS DOOMED!